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I live comfortably in my home, which is located directly in my town. I have two parents, two hands, two eyes, and two autographed copies of the Phantom Tollbooth. I eat, sleep, and breathe for a living, although I learned a little bit about a great deal of things in my education. My religion is simple - I believe exactly what I think you want me to believe in, although not as devoutly as I wish you thought I cared enough to pretend to believe as dedicated as I think you had hoped I would be. My favorite food is a good book - it helps my digestion! (har har) My favorite movie is the one that will flash before my eyes the moment I die. Or possibly Cloud Atlas. My favorite color is green, although my Tumblr-TARDIS is blue. I am inspired most by people you haven’t heard of, but I’m definitely not a hipster. Don't be afraid to talk to me here or in other places on the interwebs: